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| Friday, December 3rd, 2004
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9:25 am
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Err.... sorry for the lack of updates o.o
I've decided to change it so that I'm not... really... here in Chero's stories 'n' stuff o.o But I've been replaced with another character who has purple ears and tail and is much more prettier than me ^^; But we, basically, have the same personality and body figure.... except she has bigger boobs o.o -cough-
I post a picture of her here at one point... she has blue hair X3 HURRAY!
Uh.... I guess you're expecting an update now? o.o 'Kay, I'm on it...
Oh, yeah o.o And I don't want to have this whole mom-insane thing >_< Besides, se was suppost to only have alzheimers o_O Oh well ^.^; .... I wanna create a journal about a kitty with a parang o.o Just like Meow Meow! X333
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Me, Zack, Jacques and Jonathon hang around the other day. it was a lot like old times.... before Jonathon got lost in England and Jacques hung around in France.
Zack appeared quite bored that day. he was about to say something to complain when he saw a chick with a huge rack walk by.
Me and Zack exchanged glances, and I said, "Oh, you have her. I'm not good with girls, anyway."
But suddenly, out of nowhere, Jacques was infront of the girl and looking up at her. being five feet tall has its dissadvantages as well as advantages, I guess.
She looked down, past her humongous boobs, down at him, and Jacques gave her a little wave.
"Bonjour, beau. My name ees Jacques -- I was hanging over zere wiss my friends," he gestured towards us, "when I saw you walking along ze street. I could not contain my adoration -- I just 'ad to talk wiss you," he said. It was shaky, but he was communicating like a real romantic.
The girl giggled, smiled and said, "Aaawwww, that's so cute! But I've got to go, hon. Maybe I'll see you around later!" And with that, she turned and walked away.
Jacques just sat there, gawking.
Jonathon laughed. "Nice one, little kiddie."
"Bite me," Jacques snapped, blushing so much it looked like he had a pink face.
Anyway, we had quite a good laugh over that -- except for Jacques. Hey.... you had to admit, that must have been really embarrising o_o the person though he was a little kid! ^^;;;
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| Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004
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3:42 pm
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"Chero! You're eighteen! YAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!"
"GAH!" I screamed, awakened from my short slumber by a girl screaming happily into my sensitive ear. "Wait, what?"
"It turns out you turned eighteen a while ago. oops!" Stephanie said, and giggled. "NOW WE KNOW WHEN YOUR BIRTHDAY IS! OCTOBER 21ST!"
I glared. "Stop SCREAMING, okay?"
Stephanie pouted, and said, "You started it..."
I ignored her and was walking away when I heard the phone ring. I turned on the ball of my foot, walked up to the phone, picked it up, and said, "Hello?"
"Chero?"
I almost hung up the phone. Then I decided that would be a rude thing to do, and said, "Oh. Hi. ... Dad."
I hate having to force things out o.o But Greg doesn't like it when I call him by his name. And he's a real bitch when he gets mad.
"Yeah, um, remember when your mom went missing?" Greg said. I heard him shift the phone from one hand to another.
"You mean, when you k--"
"I didn't KILL her, idiot! And I have proof," Greg snapped. "She came back."
"You're kidding me!" I cried happily. "Where is she?!"
"in the mental asylum."
"That can't be good. ... It must have been because of the way you treated her," I said. Greg growled -- he's almost full cat, by the way o_O
"She cut my leg open from the knee and up. Then she stabbed my through the hand. is that crazy enough for you?" Greg said coldly.
I made an uncomfortable noise. "Can I... see her soon?"
"Oh, sure, whatever, I don't care," Greg said.
Bastard.
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| Sunday, October 10th, 2004
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6:55 pm
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Okay... SO, I had my kidney stones. I'd... um.... rather not talk about it...
xD The stones where too close to the bladder, so they couldn't break it with shock waves, and Chero was WAY too much of a coward to pass them, so they went up the urethra. HA! -points at Chero- LOSER!
You. Shut the fuck up.
ANYWAY, so we went back, and we were just leaving the airport when we bumped into Jacques.
"HEY! I thought you were at France!" Jonathon said loudly.
"Well, I came back yesterday," Jacques replied. "I couldn't find you, and zen Stephanie told me zat you were in France looking for me, so I was just going back to get you!"
"That's... that's... not cool," Zack said, looking fairly confused.
SO, I got kind of bored... really bored.
o_o
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| Monday, September 27th, 2004
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6:35 pm
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Da Stephiez here! ^^ Uuummm, I've changed a few things about Chero over the past few... while o_O UPDATE ALEE'S JOURNAL, MEG!
'Kay, anyway, let's go...
Shero no longer exists. KYAAA! SHE DISSAPEARED! :O And, as I'm sure you had found out a while ago, Mira also doesn't exist anymore.... she left a while ago. And Kish's just a friend now instead of a step-sister. And Chero's Tae's daddy again, not Zack. And Kish and Chero had tae for a slightly different reason, it still involves them being drunk, though o.o; but it wasn't just random sex, though... it has a reason.... I just don't know what it is yet...
Oh, yeah.... and they don't really have hands anymore xD More like paws. This'll probably change soon, though o.o
Ummm.... yeah...
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| Sunday, September 12th, 2004
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11:15 am
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So, we couldn't find Jacques anywhere. And we were about to give up when, suddenly, I felt a biiiiig pain in my.... er.... place....ses o_O
"OW!" I cried, sitting down. That helps! ^^
"You okay?" Jonathon asked.
"Something hurts," I whimpered.
"Maybe it's nothing," Zack said, bored.
So, I got up once it stopped hurting and we started on our way. About a half an hour later, though, it hurt again.
"OW!" I cried, pushing an old man out of his wheelchair and sitting in it. I got pulled out and thrown on the ground shortly after that.
"Maybe we should check a doctor," Jonathon suggested. I nodded.
So we went to the hospital. Zack found a bilingual nurse he could hit on and Jonathon found a gum ball machine in the store near-by. We were all good.
I lied in the little... bed... thingy, and the guy came up to me a little after he checked me out, and said, "'Fraid you've got kidney stones."
I stared. "WHAT?"
Zack walked in. "Zack, are you done yet? I wanna go."
"I'm Chero."
Zack laughed. "Oh yeah. Sometimes I get mixed up." He did one of those twirly-crazy sign thingies around his temple.
"Anyway, I can't leave.... I've got kidney stones!" I cried.
"Holy crap!" Jonathon said from behind Zack. Funny, I hadn't noticed him before.
"Try to see it this way," the doctor said. "Atleast now you'll know what hurts more -- giving birth or being kicked in the nuts!"
He wasn't helping -_-
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| Sunday, August 22nd, 2004
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12:26 pm
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We got off the plane and sort of just wandered around for a while.
I bumped into a CD store, and decided what kind of music the French had.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed, running out a few minutes later.
"What's wrong?!" jonathon asked, alarmed.
"They... they had these... these VOICES! Oh, the horror, the HORROR!" I cried.
"My back is a destruction site. Oh the pain, the pain of it all!"
"Yeah, the pain... wait, what?" I asked, looking at Zack. He was talking to a very hot girl who was giving out pain killers.
"Excusez moi?" the girl asked, confused.
Zack stared for a second, then backed up until he was right next to me. He then leaned toward me and mumbled, "What's with her?"
"We're in Paris, Zack," I replied. "She speaks French."
Zack blinked a few times, then shrugged.
"hey, guys, if you were Jacques, where would you go?" Jonathon asked.
"Book store," I said immediately. Jonathon nodded, agreeing with me.
"The spa!" Zack said suddenly.
I think he was joking.
Anyway, we ran to every single book store we could find. The search was fruitless.
What the hell does "fruitless" mean, anyway?
... hey, they have that one song "Lean Back" playing over there. -points-
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| Monday, August 9th, 2004
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4:47 pm
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So, after Zack ran off to drop Tae off at Alee's instead of just giving her to Kishiku like I probably would have, we all went to the airport. Stephanie came too, for fun.
"I think he's in France," she said happily.
"I know -- you've been saying that for the last half-hour," I grumbled as the taxi we were all squished traveled got stuck in a traffic jam. We all groaned in unison.
Two hours later, we all tiredly got out of the taxi, and I gave the taxi driver less then he asked for. I don't think he noticed.
"So, first we check out France," i said happily.
"It'll be like Eurotrip!" Stephanie said brightly.
Zack stared at her. "You've seen that?"
"Just don't go to the nude beach -- all that'll be there are naked men," Stephanie chirped, and then walked off to get anotehr taxi back to the apartment.
So, we all bought tickets via airmiles (I spent all of my money, $400 dollars [yeah, I know, a lot] on gas recently because I thought it would be better if I had a whole bunch of bottles with me), and I got caught up in the metal detector.
I gave them my watch, the silver earring I had in my pocket (I planned to pierce my ear in France), and a few other metal objects I had on me, and then we all got on the plane.
Funfunfun ^^
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| Saturday, August 7th, 2004
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11:27 am
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"The fucking thing got all fucking smashed into the other fucking car -- damn!" I cried.
"As long as we're all saying 'fuck'..." Jonathon said, "why the fuck didja desert me in fucking England, man? I mean --!"
"We didn't," Zack interrupted, staring.
"YOU did," Jonathon. "And where'd Jacques go? Kimmi has no idea where he is."
Zack laughed. "Oh yeah... we went on that trip, didn't we?"
"Who?" I asked.
"Me," Zack said, staring at me.
"No, who's Kimmi?"
"His human friend. You know, Olivia, Stephanie, Mark."
"Oh, yeah," I said.
"Welp, we're not gonna find him by just sitting here... let's go look to the little midget!" Zack cried.
This'll be fun ^^ And it'll take my mind of of the whole Shero-car thing.
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| Friday, August 6th, 2004
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5:34 pm
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Well, I was driving along when what Shero had said before suddenly exploded in my mind.
Boy, a little greif can give you quite a fenderbender! -____-
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| Wednesday, July 28th, 2004
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2:44 pm
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Zack peered uneasily at the girl.
"So? have you seen anything yet that I wouldn't like?" I asked.
"She's a cheater, all right," he said, talking to himself. "Yo, Chero, she cheating on her girlfriend."
I rose an eyebrow. "She's a bisexual?"
Zack nodded. "And... look, what's Shero doing here?"
"Huh?!" i cried. "I thought Shero hated bars!"
"She must not if she's here," Zack said. "Now, if you'll excuse me, someone said they have a stripper in one of the backrooms."
I resisted the temptation to say, "Really, where?" and ran in Shero's direction.
Shero sat down next to some dude I didn't know, and then saw me, stood up, and moved down a few seats.
I sat down next to her.
"Chero, we need to talk," she said, out of the blue.
"It's all you," I replied happily.
"I.... think we should see other people," Shero said.
"Eh?"
Shero smiled weakly at me, and I ran this over in my head.
Dumping Shero..... actually, it's funny, because her full name's Kiniku "Sherokaran 'Shero'" Whatever-her-last-name-is.
"Okay," I said simply, not sure if she was joking about this or not.
I'd give it three days, tops.
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| Saturday, July 24th, 2004
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7:05 pm
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I hate it when no one reads my journal >_<
If you read that entry below this one, which I'm sure you DIDN'T (xD), then you'll probably be happy to know that I'm okay. Turned out it was just a small, short-lived brain problem :D
But..... I have some bad news.
....... Um... guess what?
You know how you see someone at a bar who's very hot and single and likes you too.............?
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| Wednesday, July 21st, 2004
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3:06 pm
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Hi everybody! Wow, what an interesting website this is!
There's currently a person from the Chinese government, a rapist, and a con artist in this large, rectangular building!
I hit my head on a rock today.
There was a big dragon that said I dno't know him. Isn't that cool?
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| Tuesday, July 20th, 2004
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9:18 pm
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GUESSWHATGUESSWHAT?!!?
Oh. My. God. GUESS WHAAATTT?!!!???
WHAT?! -_-
I got a car! ^___^
Oh, yeah ^^ It's green, like you! It matches, doesn't it, Cherry-chan? Doesn't it?
Yup =D
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| Monday, July 19th, 2004
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11:25 am
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Wow, Stephanie's certain having a lot of fun >_<;
She, and two of her online pen pals, or whatever, are hanging around in the living room.
Currently, one of her Neopets, Shuri, has fallen in love with someone named "Caro-chan"'s darigan Kougra, Drazarg, and has dragged him off on a date, along with a love potion from some other Kougra named Aphrodite.
Not to mention Stephanie's non-fat, non-winged, ultra-nice Skieth, DebuHiryuu, has admitted that he's gay.
How nice and fun -_-
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| Saturday, July 17th, 2004
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11:02 am
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Yeah, I know Steph discontinued the plot and gave me a new account...
But screw that, I'm back on this one ^^
Anyway, for the first time in a while I went to Alee and Jani's house unescorted! ^^ As in, Stephanie wasn't with me, and stuff o_O
So, me and Alee chatted for a few minutes...
"This is very boring. Atleast when Stephanie's here she DOES something," I complained.
"Something stupid, I presume," Alee muttered.
Okay, so we were bored. So sue us.
That's when Jani came in, all pissed and angry. It's a terrifying sight, and we kept quiet, waiting for her to leave the room. She didn't.
"CHERO!" she yelled in the general direction of me.
"Uh... yes?" I said in a small voice. me and Alee exchanged glances.
"You know what Zack did?! He had this big fight with Kishiku, and suddenly he just comes up and starts flirting with me, and THEN he ACTUALLY asked me to bed!" Jani cried.
Zack likes to make things faster like that.
"I'll talk to him," I replied calmly.
"You know what would be a great idea?! If we could, like, dump a hole bunch of misquitoes on him or something! he'd be itching until... like... forever!" Jani exclaimed.
"Should I use my invisibility for good, or evil...?" I muttered. Yes, I know, I DID get that quote from Friends -_-;
"Hey, there's a jillion misquitoes in the apartment's parking garage. I don't know how they got there, but no one parks in that garage anymore because they get eaten alive," I said. I had no idea why I was helping this anger management get the blood sucked out of my best friend by throwing him to a zillion tiny vampires' mercy. But I was, and it was kind of fun.
"We have to make sure all of them are female, though," Alee warned.
Why the hell should we do that...?
"Why the hell should we do that...?" Jani asked.
"Because only the female misquitoes drink blood -- the males are useless."
Jani took this moment to say, "Amen," and then start laughing. I ignored her.
"So, what do we look for, tiny little vaginas and dicks?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.
Alee looked troubled for a minute, and then finally just said, "Aw, screw it, let's just chuck him in the garage."
So we found Zack, I tried to borrow someone's car and got punched in the face, and then we ran all the way over to my apartment building, and noticed that you needed keys to get in there. Like, car keys, and they had to be registered.
Okay, um, what you do is hold this one certain part (o_O) in front of this little sensor thing, and the garage door only opens when it notes that the keys are registered.
We were troubled and Zack was extremely confused and being all WTF-y, when I noticed a side door.
... Strange O_O
So we went through there, chucked Zack in, and we closed the door and I held it shut.
Which was hard, because Zack's stronger than me.
So, he ended up ramming open the door and beating the crap out of me.
Even well-planned plans have their faults.... ... Did that sentence make any sense? >_<;
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| Monday, July 12th, 2004
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12:48 pm
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We then all noticed eight scratch marks leading to the pool.
Actually, they weren't scratches. They were really big slashes, and they sometimes dissapeared at one point and continued at some other point. Like something had been dragged into the pool and had put up a fight.
Mira must have noticed something freaky right above us 'cause she screamed her ass off.
"HISSSSS!"
A snake bigger than a bus and was missing half of its bottom jaw suddenly dropped from the ceiling, and we ran our asses off.
Then Kherit appeared practically out of nowhere and we all smashed into him.
"Gah! What the fu--" he started. Then he saw the snake and turned into a duplicate of it.
"Yaaay Uncle Kherit!" I heard Mira say quietly. Then she laughed. Man, she really is a wierd kid O_O
They both glared at each other, and I noted that the snake was still bleeding from its obviously-recent loss.
I can be so unobservant ^^;
All of a sudden, the snake striked.
It bit into Kherit's neck, and threw him over.
Then it went rushing at me.
Great -_-
It striked, and I grabbed the Bloodlust out of this little holding-mahjiggy that Ailurea had insisted that I put on.
It hit the sword pretty hard. Knocked me over, too ^^;
Now that the snake was bleeding from two spots, it didn't seem that eager to fight anymore, and slithered away as fast as it could. Thank God -.o;
So we all helped Kherit up, who explained that it was a good thing that we were here when the snake had bit him -- it was obviously poisonous. And, since we were in the place where we can't die, all Kherit recieved was a whole bunch of pain -- no poison.
Good thing, because, since Ailurea was dead, all the stuff that held this place together was starting to fade.
"This is really bad. Bad, bad, bad," Mira muttered. "Now what?"
"We look for all the people. It seems they were dragged into the pool," Kherit replied.
"Huh," I muttered.
Then Ke appeared from inside a door. "Uh.... hey there," he said in semi-cheerfulness. "A snake just went rampaging through here. Dragged a lot of people into the pool..."
"We know that," I replied.
"Which is why we're going into the pool," Shero chirpingly added.
So we all ran into Ailurea's pool and, to our surprise, ended up in a big purple field.
"Andes's castle," Kherit growled, noting a HUGE castle off in the distance.
Great.
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| Wednesday, July 7th, 2004
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11:26 pm
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Once we got back, we noticed immediately that Ailurea was missing a few things.
Like her head.
We all took one look at all the blood that was still spilling across the floor and sort of tensed in unison.
"GAH! My Cathrope!" I cried.
Shero gave me a look.
"MOM! MOM!"
Mira then came running in, and fell down when she saw Ailurea.
"AILUREA! AILUREA!"
"Is it just me, or is there an echo in here?!" Angel snapped.
Confused, we all searched for an explanation.
We ended that search after about five seconds when we realized that there were no cat guards around.
"Hey... where's Zack?" I asked.
We all looked around.
"He was probably the one who did this, seeing as... well.... I don't think anyone ELSE would," Shero mumbled.
"They're probably castrating him right now," Angel said, and burst into laughter.
Kep and Mira exchanged looks of confusion.
Ergh >_<;;;;
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| Wednesday, June 30th, 2004
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6:56 pm
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I ran my ass off, and tackled Shero when she was a small distance away from the trees.
I had no idea I was faster than her >_>
But then, suddenly, probably 'cause she was so used to automatically doing it, she punched my face in.
"Owwww!" I cried, and lept up to my feet.
"What are you doing here?" Shero snarled at me. "What about your girlfriend?!"
"Oh, she just ran up because Ailurea thought you were a traitor," I grumbled. "Apparently, she was trying to get us to break up because she didn't want to endanger anyone else in the place."
Shero glared up at me. "Prove it."
"Wh-- PROVE IT?!? How'm I suppost to prove it?!!?" I cried, throwing out my arms in an exasperated sort of way.
Shero loked blank for a second, then shrugged. After that she stood up, and said, "Um... I'm sorry."
I stared. "Wow. All of Zack's girlfriends still don't believe him and then break up."
"Well, I'm not one of Zack's girlfriends."
"I know."
We hugged, and then I noticed something move. I pushed Shero away from me.
"What are you --"
HRROOOOAAARRRRRRR!!!
Something white and roaring went flying from a near-by bush. Apparently, it was aiming for Shero, so I rammed her out of the way and got tackled by a white lion with wings.
"GAH! GAAAAHHH! GET IT OFF!" I screamed, and kicked it in a... er... very manly place.
"Owowowowowowyouidiot!" Angel cried as he staggered backwards.
Shero stared. "What're YOU doing here?!!?"
"... We went through this arch, right, and then suddenly we were behind this bush and saw you guys hugging... and I jumped out to scare Shero, but...." Angel squeaked, and I laughed.
"Hey, wait, we?"
"Hey there Chero!" kep cried as he managed to untangle him from the bush. (I have no idea why he tried to climb THROUGH the thing...)
"Woudl you look at that, it's the almighty Kep-sama," Shero said with a laugh.
"Kep-chan. I'm the '-sama'," Angel growled.
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| Monday, June 28th, 2004
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I just sat there, stunned, for a second, and the girl who'd kissed me got up to her knees and sort of.... kneeled before me.
"GOD, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!!?" I cried, leaping up.
"Lord Ailurea said that you and Kiniku no longer deserve to be together," she said. "I am sorry... as of now, I shall be your servant..."
"You're kidding me, right?!" I cried. "Man, I'm gonna go and rip that bitch a new asshole! And you.... get out of here! I don't want you as a servant!"
"But, Master --"
"Don't call me that!"
I jumped off the bed, ran into the hall, and rammed open the doors and faced Ailurea.
Zack was flirting with her, big surprise. She had no idea what he was doing... big surprise.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?!" I screamed at her.
"I'll... I'll just go," Zack mumbled to her, and ran past me and out the door.
I'll talk to him later -- he's got to learn that he can't flirt with people anymore, now that he's got a girlfriend.
"Kiniku has proved herself to be traitorous. I can no longer have you 'guys' together," Ailurea replied coolly.
I could, if I changed to Cathrope, smash the cartilage in her nose back into her brain... unfortunately, I didn't have my Cathrope ability back yet.
So I just glared angrily at her.
"What?!"
Ailurea gave me an angered look. "Don't question my authority, Cherokaran."
I snapped. I ran over, around her pool, and was about to punch her in the face as hard as I could, when a Cathrope I hadn't really noticed grabbed me, and threw me, and I went smashing into the ground.
Owwww.... I think I just broke a few ribs... X_X
Luckily, they had used magic(k) to mend my other wounds, so I didn't get any other pain from that rather rough flight.
I sat up, and slowly made my way to my feet. My ribs were just hurt -- not broken. Good x_x;;;
"I've got to go now..." I growled.
"Go quick, Cherokaran," Ailurea sneered. "She's headed for the Woods."
Aw, why would she do that...!?
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